The DNC Riggs the Election on Behalf of Hillary and Sticks it to Bernie Sanders
Debbie Wasserman Schultz got fired and hired in the same day. She got fired by the DNC for helping to rig the election on behalf of Hillary.
No! Wait a minute! She actually got fired because she got caught rigging the election.
The DNC knew perfectly well that what she did was A-OK in their book, but only as long as she didn’t get caught. Hillary, being grateful for Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s willingness to take the bullet, immediately hired her.
You’d think Hillary would be concerned about looking bad. What a laugh! Hillary knows that most folks aren’t really paying attention, so she could get caught having sex with a water buffalo, and no one would care, except maybe the republicans and a few libertarians. Some libertarians would argue she has the right to sleep with whomever and whatever she wants.
“If she has a thing for bovines, no problem. It’s a private matter between her and the bovine” They’d argue.
Then, all the left has to do is blame it on FOX news “Those prurient bastards! Don’t they know that Hillary cares about animals?” They'd say.
From there the media would black out any pictures of Hillary accompanied by farm animals, while coyly suggesting that Donald Trump once had a pet dog. “It was a particularly attractive dog, one that coincidentally, just happened to be a bitch.” They’d offer, with a wink and a nod.
Anyway.
Wasserman Schultz is too honest politics, what the mafia is to “The Better Business Bureau.”
But, there’s always Donald Trump and his dog, who, like Trump, was also probably like Hitler.
And, with that, America’s left wing and their lapdog media nod in the affirmative, as Hillary called out: “Hear boy, come lick my feet.”
And, they would, like all good dogs. Let’s not forget, some dogs eat poop too. There will certainly be a lot of that to go around if Hillary is elected, about that, you can rest assured.
Claude Hopper
No! Wait a minute! She actually got fired because she got caught rigging the election.
The DNC knew perfectly well that what she did was A-OK in their book, but only as long as she didn’t get caught. Hillary, being grateful for Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s willingness to take the bullet, immediately hired her.
You’d think Hillary would be concerned about looking bad. What a laugh! Hillary knows that most folks aren’t really paying attention, so she could get caught having sex with a water buffalo, and no one would care, except maybe the republicans and a few libertarians. Some libertarians would argue she has the right to sleep with whomever and whatever she wants.
“If she has a thing for bovines, no problem. It’s a private matter between her and the bovine” They’d argue.
Then, all the left has to do is blame it on FOX news “Those prurient bastards! Don’t they know that Hillary cares about animals?” They'd say.
From there the media would black out any pictures of Hillary accompanied by farm animals, while coyly suggesting that Donald Trump once had a pet dog. “It was a particularly attractive dog, one that coincidentally, just happened to be a bitch.” They’d offer, with a wink and a nod.
Anyway.
Wasserman Schultz is too honest politics, what the mafia is to “The Better Business Bureau.”
But, there’s always Donald Trump and his dog, who, like Trump, was also probably like Hitler.
And, with that, America’s left wing and their lapdog media nod in the affirmative, as Hillary called out: “Hear boy, come lick my feet.”
And, they would, like all good dogs. Let’s not forget, some dogs eat poop too. There will certainly be a lot of that to go around if Hillary is elected, about that, you can rest assured.
Claude Hopper