The Ballad of Hunter & Joe
“The Ballad of Hunter & Joe”
Joe Biden, aka “Sleepy Joe,” “Creepy Joe,” and Joe “The Plagiarist” (the man who was knocked out of running for the presidency twice, as the result of his penchant for outright plagiarism,) was caught lying like a rug, once again.
Am I surprised? Not even a little.
Joe Biden’s son, Hunter “I Banged My Brother’s Wife, Among an Assortment of Other Repulsive Traits” Biden, was being paid 50k a month for having no discernible skills, by no less than a bonafide Ukrainian Oligarch and his shady gas company. This caused the press to interject; “Maybe, this was a kindly Oligarch? Yeah! Yeah! And, maybe his gas company paid Hunter Biden 50k a month because….uh????……uh???….he could spot Hunter’s gaseous talent, clear on the other side of the globe! Trust us, this has zip to do with vice president Joe Biden’s political influence,” said the press.
My God! These people are repulsive.
Does it even matter anymore that the media’s complete lack of objectivity, regarding anything Trump, is so self-evident that Helen Keller could suss out their duplicitous machinations in a matter of seconds, given half a chance? Of course not!
Thankfully, a photo has now emerged of Joe and Hunter Biden playing golf with said Ukrainian Oligarch, thus proving that “Lying Joe,” was, once again, lying like a rug, when he said, “I never talked about the Ukrainian gas business with my son. What gas business? I don’t see no damned gas business!” This compelled the press to leap to Joe’s aid, saying; “Maybe Joe didn’t know this was the same corrupt Ukrainian Oligarch that had hired his son for 50k a month—and, maybe, this was really just a pick-up game where Hunter forgot to tell his dad; “Hey dad! This is my boss, the corrupt Ukrainian Oligarch who pays my salary, to the tune of 50k a month.?”
“Yeah! That’s probably what happened” said the press.
And, lest we forget, there is a video on YouTube of “Lying Joe” telling a fawning audience of future oligarchs, “Yeah! I told the president of Ukraine…..fire the prosecutor that’s investigating my son’s company! You hear me! Or no billion dollars for you! You got that! I mean, 50K a month jobs are tough to come by, especially when your kid has the moral character of Ted Bundy on a killing spree.”
One more thing, in case you haven’t heard—former Secretary of State under Obama, John Kerry—his son, was also getting 50k a month from the same company as Hunter Biden. And, like Hunter Biden, Kerry’s kid has no background in the field he was being paid so richly to take part in. This, my friends, is strangely reminiscent of “The Clinton Foundation,” where scumbag oligarchs poured satchels of money (by the freaking hundreds of millions of dollars) into, The Clinton’s, personal piggy bank….I mean, “Foundation.” That was when Hillary worked for Obama, and later when she was a shoo-in for president. But, once it became clear that Hillary was never going to be president, the oligarch money-train ran as dry as the Gobi Desert.
In response, the press said, “There is no connection between any of these things. It’s just one more rightwing conspiracy theory. But 3rd party hearsay, about president Trump? Now we’re onto something. This is what will finally take him down!” Apparently, because 3rd party hearsay is the new standard of evidence, the same kind of evidence that the Democrats and their cronies in the press have used against Donald Trump since he won the nomination.
Has the world gone mad?
Outright stupid, explains it far more succinctly, I think.
Mark Magula
Joe Biden, aka “Sleepy Joe,” “Creepy Joe,” and Joe “The Plagiarist” (the man who was knocked out of running for the presidency twice, as the result of his penchant for outright plagiarism,) was caught lying like a rug, once again.
Am I surprised? Not even a little.
Joe Biden’s son, Hunter “I Banged My Brother’s Wife, Among an Assortment of Other Repulsive Traits” Biden, was being paid 50k a month for having no discernible skills, by no less than a bonafide Ukrainian Oligarch and his shady gas company. This caused the press to interject; “Maybe, this was a kindly Oligarch? Yeah! Yeah! And, maybe his gas company paid Hunter Biden 50k a month because….uh????……uh???….he could spot Hunter’s gaseous talent, clear on the other side of the globe! Trust us, this has zip to do with vice president Joe Biden’s political influence,” said the press.
My God! These people are repulsive.
Does it even matter anymore that the media’s complete lack of objectivity, regarding anything Trump, is so self-evident that Helen Keller could suss out their duplicitous machinations in a matter of seconds, given half a chance? Of course not!
Thankfully, a photo has now emerged of Joe and Hunter Biden playing golf with said Ukrainian Oligarch, thus proving that “Lying Joe,” was, once again, lying like a rug, when he said, “I never talked about the Ukrainian gas business with my son. What gas business? I don’t see no damned gas business!” This compelled the press to leap to Joe’s aid, saying; “Maybe Joe didn’t know this was the same corrupt Ukrainian Oligarch that had hired his son for 50k a month—and, maybe, this was really just a pick-up game where Hunter forgot to tell his dad; “Hey dad! This is my boss, the corrupt Ukrainian Oligarch who pays my salary, to the tune of 50k a month.?”
“Yeah! That’s probably what happened” said the press.
And, lest we forget, there is a video on YouTube of “Lying Joe” telling a fawning audience of future oligarchs, “Yeah! I told the president of Ukraine…..fire the prosecutor that’s investigating my son’s company! You hear me! Or no billion dollars for you! You got that! I mean, 50K a month jobs are tough to come by, especially when your kid has the moral character of Ted Bundy on a killing spree.”
One more thing, in case you haven’t heard—former Secretary of State under Obama, John Kerry—his son, was also getting 50k a month from the same company as Hunter Biden. And, like Hunter Biden, Kerry’s kid has no background in the field he was being paid so richly to take part in. This, my friends, is strangely reminiscent of “The Clinton Foundation,” where scumbag oligarchs poured satchels of money (by the freaking hundreds of millions of dollars) into, The Clinton’s, personal piggy bank….I mean, “Foundation.” That was when Hillary worked for Obama, and later when she was a shoo-in for president. But, once it became clear that Hillary was never going to be president, the oligarch money-train ran as dry as the Gobi Desert.
In response, the press said, “There is no connection between any of these things. It’s just one more rightwing conspiracy theory. But 3rd party hearsay, about president Trump? Now we’re onto something. This is what will finally take him down!” Apparently, because 3rd party hearsay is the new standard of evidence, the same kind of evidence that the Democrats and their cronies in the press have used against Donald Trump since he won the nomination.
Has the world gone mad?
Outright stupid, explains it far more succinctly, I think.
Mark Magula