This is What Happens When My Favorite Band “The Mellow Herb” Comes To Town.
This is What Happens When My Favorite Band “The Mellow Herb” Comes To Town.
My dog—“The Amazing Elvira”—has quirks, as do all dogs, just like humans, although, seldom are they ever as significant in the as*hole-department as we humans. I know this, based on no small amount of self-reflection. I do not intend to suggest that my conclusions about myself, somehow, reflect on you, my friends, in The Face book-o-verse. But, I’m pretty sure they do, regardless.
Anyway. Back to my dog Elvira, “Queen of The Doggies.”
I was thinking about pro wrestling, which I adore, with the adoration of the 7th son of a 7th son. "Ric Flair!” Need I say more? I don’t think so. How about Andre The Giant, who was 9ft. 13 inches tall...and that’s when he was sitting down. Amazing doesn’t begin to tell the tale.
Anyway. Back to my Dog; “Elvira “The Most Apex Dog on Earth!”
Did you know that Charles Bronson was maybe….5’8 and1/2? Maybe? And, that Sylvester Stallone is only two feet tall….at best!? He would attach a set of sawed-off human legs to his own, and wear them like stilts, hoping nobody would notice. He’d walk around saying “Howdy,” as he’d try and deflect people from seeing the human corpse legs he was wearing, so nonchalantly, as though nothing was wrong.
I always wondered….where-the-hell he got those legs. He must’a paid a pretty penny, is all I can say.
But, lest I forget about Elvira “My little girl dog.” My baby. My baby-girl dog.
This is what happens when the band “The Mellow Herb” comes to town.
I just get on that train
.....and I ride.
Bust'a Crab
My dog—“The Amazing Elvira”—has quirks, as do all dogs, just like humans, although, seldom are they ever as significant in the as*hole-department as we humans. I know this, based on no small amount of self-reflection. I do not intend to suggest that my conclusions about myself, somehow, reflect on you, my friends, in The Face book-o-verse. But, I’m pretty sure they do, regardless.
Anyway. Back to my dog Elvira, “Queen of The Doggies.”
I was thinking about pro wrestling, which I adore, with the adoration of the 7th son of a 7th son. "Ric Flair!” Need I say more? I don’t think so. How about Andre The Giant, who was 9ft. 13 inches tall...and that’s when he was sitting down. Amazing doesn’t begin to tell the tale.
Anyway. Back to my Dog; “Elvira “The Most Apex Dog on Earth!”
Did you know that Charles Bronson was maybe….5’8 and1/2? Maybe? And, that Sylvester Stallone is only two feet tall….at best!? He would attach a set of sawed-off human legs to his own, and wear them like stilts, hoping nobody would notice. He’d walk around saying “Howdy,” as he’d try and deflect people from seeing the human corpse legs he was wearing, so nonchalantly, as though nothing was wrong.
I always wondered….where-the-hell he got those legs. He must’a paid a pretty penny, is all I can say.
But, lest I forget about Elvira “My little girl dog.” My baby. My baby-girl dog.
This is what happens when the band “The Mellow Herb” comes to town.
I just get on that train
.....and I ride.
Bust'a Crab