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    The Call It Stormy Monday

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They Call it Stormy Monday

A recent sketch of the man said to be the one who threatened Stormy Daniels, on behalf of President Trump, turns out to have some serious credibility issues. When matched with a picture of Stormy's husband, they look suspiciously, like the same guy. Could they be one and same, since Stormy was the source for the original sketch? “Nah!” Because that would discredit the latest attempt to discredit El Trumpo.

Stormy Daniels may be a pornstar, a hooker, and a super-slut (in other words, a typical Democratic,) but she's all the Democrats have, at the present time.

Here’s what this is really all about:

Mueller's shakedown of Trump's longtime consigliere, Michael Cohen, puts Stormy at the center of the storm. Did Trump's guy pay Stormy off, illegally? Using campaign funds? Or, did he take out a loan and not tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth on the loan application? Was the money in question, used to pay off a woman of ill-repute, on behalf of El Trumpo, in his pre-president days? If so, then, he may have committed fraud. And, if it was sent by mail, it could be mail-fraud. And, if it was put into the bank, and then sent to any other bank, it could be called money laundering. And, if spiders were the size of a dog, even a small dog, like a chihuahua, it would be bad, really bad!.

Thankfully, they aren’t. (I’m talking about the spiders. And yes, sometimes Democrats are larger than chihuahuas.)

So, just like the last 3 or 4 dozen times, this will all come to naught, as well. Yes, this Storm shall pass, even as the left genuflects in Stormy Daniels direction saying: “Good try old girl. Good try.” Now, let’s see if we can seduce a member of the NRA or Billy Graham’s great grand-nephew into some kind of wrongdoing, that we may lay at the feet of El Trumpo, in our endless attempts to undermine America.

By the way, what does any of this have to do with the Russia investigation?

“Not, shit!” But we always knew it wasn’t really about Russia, anyway. It was about Trump. “Get Trump!” Drive him from our midst, using any method necessary. Because, let’s be honest, the media is about as objective as a rascally old-school Democrat at a Klan rally. I mean, Hillary Clinton’s biggest influence—by her own admission—and the most significant figure in her political life, was a former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, Robert Byrd. Just as Obama’s biggest influence was Jeremiah Wright—a man he called his father figure. It was Jeremiah Wright who said; “Nah Nah, not God bless America! But Goddamn America!” shortly after the planes flew into the twin towers and The Pentagon, killing 3000 Americans. And it was hardly a single statement of deeply rooted anti-Americanism but was typical of Wright’s politics and his lifelong preaching, which Obama knew and supported.

Meanwhile, Obama’s real dad was off fighting colonialism, while striving for the great Stalinist utopia in parts of Africa. Obama’s mother was no different, and neither were his grandparents, who basically raised him. That was Obama’s incubator, just as his relationship with former domestic terrorists and one-time members of the FBI’s most wanted list, Weather Underground leaders, Bill Ayers and Bernadine “F*ck the Pigs” Dorn, reflected many of his personal relationships. Dorn and Ayers are both tenured professors, in spite of their attempts to quite literally bomb the Pentagon, in the early 1970's, and kill a police station full of cops with a nail bomb. However, you can always go to Snopes, who will tap dance through the raindrops, in an effort to justify Obama’s past, if you really need to find some solace.


Yes, here we are, down the rabbit-hole—deep, deep in the hole—with that bastard rabbit breathing down our necks! But, there is one saving grace, Trump’s still president, and he’ll stay that way for the next 7 years, God willing. Because the Devil is alive and well, and working vigorously on behalf of the Democratic party—and, I’m not joking, even a little.

Claude Hopper