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The Trans-boy Who Cried Wolf

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The Trans-boy Who Cried Wolf

Sex is as old as the human species. Older, since there would be no species of any kind without sex. That being said, perhaps we should force all men to take salt-peter, to quell their voracious sexual appetites. I don’t see any other way around this issue of men being sexual predators and women being their helpless prey. All of the power rests with men, which is why men behave like brain-dead fools when an attractive woman is around. But that’s not about power. It’s just sex.
Thankfully, transgender theory offers a way out of this dilemma.

When a man is caught behaving badly, which is every other minute or so, they can claim they’re a lesbian, trapped in a man’s body, which is why they feel such a powerful urge to mate with the opposite sex…..I mean, same sex.

It’s worked in sports where a trans-female (male) competed against women in sports like MMA, as he/she bashed the heads in of his/her fellow women (can I say “Fellow” when talking about women?) Anyway, that’s already happening. Same thing in track and field, where bigger, stronger women, trapped in male bodies, compete against non-male women. But, believe me, being a woman who’s trapped in a 215 lb man's body, with a man's significantly larger muscle mass and stronger frame, means nothing, just like it means nothing when a 215 lb man beats his 120 lb wife senseless.
This, however, is only true, if the man plays the gender fluidity card, which is a very important distinction. Remember, gender fluidity is your ticket out of jail. Plus, you’ll likely be celebrated as a hero for your bravery.

I call this the “Kevin Spacey Effect.” Get caught engaging in pedophilia? No problem! Come out of the closet as a brave gay man and you’ll find plenty of support. Because you're brave. And gay. But, you’d better play the card, if you want to stay out of jail and be a hero.

Remember, since President Obama held office—way back, a few years ago—we now know that male and female are merely “Artificial Constructs.” These two words lend scientific-sounding credibility to any claim you don’t like. Especially, since the only evidence we have to contradict this new claim, is the whole history of humans, animals, insects, reptiles, etc… So there isn’t much to go on.
I hope this helps all those newly discovered, gender fluid individuals, who would never, but never, use pseudo-scientific-sounding jargon to get out of jail. Or, to advance a political agenda. You can be sure that won't happen.

Let me clarify. Sexual abuse is no joke. But it can quickly be turned into one, when it’s used, not to prosecute the guilty, but to prosecute anyone you don’t like. There is more than enough guilt to go around, so lying for political gain will inevitably, render such claims meaningless. And, once the media frenzy dies down, little will have changed, except the government will be more powerful, politicians will get richer, and Americans will be poorer for it. Which, I believe, was the intention all along.

Mark Magula