The Magula Report: 1/08/2019
The Magula Report: 1/08/2019
Two well-known serial killers, Hillary Clinton and longtime democrat megadoner and LGBTQXYZ@##!!? activist, Ed Buck, are at it again. A second dead body was recently found in Mr. Buck’s apt. The first, Gemmel Moore, a 26-yr. old Black male prostitute, died of an overdose in Buck’s home in July of 2017.
Prior to his death, Mr. Moore said that the heavily Clinton-connected Buck was responsible for getting him addicted to drugs. Shortly thereafter, Moore was found dead of an overdose. Apparently, the police declined to prosecute Mr. Buck for fear of their own safety.
“Are you kidding me!” said the police chief. “Prosecute a friend of the Clintons?” I’d have a better chance of survival wearing a dress to an ISIS rally, while eating a pork chop! As far as the police are concerned, if the Clinton’s dropped a nuke on LA, it’d be considered death by natural causes.”
And then the chief put on a fake nose, wig and some glasses and made a run for it. He’s not been heard from since.
“It seems that Mr. Buck will be exonerated of all charges and no investigation will be necessary.” said the DA, who then breathed a sigh of relief. “Who needs evidence? We’ll just take their word for it!” At which point the DA ran for his personal armored tank, and made a beeline for the nearest bomb shelter.
“Tell Hillary we found nothing….nothing!!!” as his voiced trailed off in the distance.
Mark Magula
Two well-known serial killers, Hillary Clinton and longtime democrat megadoner and LGBTQXYZ@##!!? activist, Ed Buck, are at it again. A second dead body was recently found in Mr. Buck’s apt. The first, Gemmel Moore, a 26-yr. old Black male prostitute, died of an overdose in Buck’s home in July of 2017.
Prior to his death, Mr. Moore said that the heavily Clinton-connected Buck was responsible for getting him addicted to drugs. Shortly thereafter, Moore was found dead of an overdose. Apparently, the police declined to prosecute Mr. Buck for fear of their own safety.
“Are you kidding me!” said the police chief. “Prosecute a friend of the Clintons?” I’d have a better chance of survival wearing a dress to an ISIS rally, while eating a pork chop! As far as the police are concerned, if the Clinton’s dropped a nuke on LA, it’d be considered death by natural causes.”
And then the chief put on a fake nose, wig and some glasses and made a run for it. He’s not been heard from since.
“It seems that Mr. Buck will be exonerated of all charges and no investigation will be necessary.” said the DA, who then breathed a sigh of relief. “Who needs evidence? We’ll just take their word for it!” At which point the DA ran for his personal armored tank, and made a beeline for the nearest bomb shelter.
“Tell Hillary we found nothing….nothing!!!” as his voiced trailed off in the distance.
Mark Magula