The Last Vestiges of Mueller’s Collusion Case Just Died...and Nobody Noticed
The Last Vestiges of Mueller’s Collusion Case Just Died...and Nobody Noticed
A while back, President Trump said, “They’re wiretapping me.” “They,” being holdovers from the Obama FBI or Justice Dept, or both. In other words, “The Deep State.”
In response, the media went insane, which was at least, the 1000th time they’d gone insane that week alone. But this time, the insanity was special. Because shortly thereafter, it became obvious that someone in The Obama administration had “wiretapped” people within the Trump campaign, which was a scandal. Not the wiretapping, mind you. Not to the press, at least. To the press, it was the fact that President Trump was right, he had been “wiretapped,” and Obama’s Deep State was clearly the cause. “We can’t have that, now can we!” said the press, who immediately attacked President Trump for accusing former President Obama of doing what he’d obviously done. “If our guy Obama wants to wiretap his political enemies, he must have a good reason.” said the press.
And then they began working feverishly, looking for an excuse, any excuse, for why their guy Obama couldn’t possibly be guilty of such a thing. Enter Carter Page.
Carter Page had been to Russia. He had business in Russia. This hadn’t been a problem before, since there were thousands of American owned business in Russia, trading their American goods for Rubles. But now that The Democrats needed a scapegoat, anyone with ties to Russia was considered a potential spy and was probably in cahoots with President Trump and his puppet master, Vlad “The Impaler” Putin. “Yeah! Yeah! That sounds about right.” said the media. “It wasn’t Obama, it was that Russian spy, Carter Page, who was the cause.
In spite of the media’s relentless hysteria and accusations, no evidence that Carter Page was a spy was ever forthcoming, except what could be gleaned from anonymous sources, who closely resembled my invisible pal, from when I was a kid, “Mr. Snooples” the magic alligator. “Just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there!” I’d tell my dad, who’d smack me upside the head for being an idiot. The media was not so insightful, though. To them, whatever excuse made, or could be made on behalf of Obama and crew, was OK. “If Mr. Snooples was really to blame….well, it must be true.” they’d say.
Remarkably, Carter Page, The Russian spy, responsible for making Obama look bad, was never convicted of anything, certainly not being a spy. So, that whole; “Sure, Obama spied, but it was because of Carter Page who spied first" story fell apart. Enter George Papadopoulos.
“George Papadopoulos is a spy!” the press shouted. “That much is certain.” Until that too, became uncertain. This compelled the media to begin tap dancing around the facts like Mr. Bojangles with a handful of Black Beauties and a crack pipe. “We’ve got him now! Here’s the spy!” they shouted gleefully. “This is the bastard responsible for making Obama look bad!” But, once again, this turned out to be complete horseshit, but it was their horseshit, and since they were the media, they could say whatever and get away with it.
Almost.
Just yesterday, George Papadopoulos was sentenced for his role in this heinous Russian spy scandal. Not for spying. Not even a little. But for not being completely forthcoming to Robert “Torquemada” Mueller. Who, in spite of bringing the full might of his near limitless prosecutorial powers to bear on Mr. Papadopoulos, found nothing of significance, just a process crime of omission, a damned minor fib, a verbal faux pas, when speaking to Robert “The Witch-finder General” Mueller's pals in The FBI, aka,“The Federal Bureau of Intimidation,” as Huey P. Newton and Brother Malcolm used to call them.
“For this crime against humanity, Mr. Papadopoulos, we sentence you to two full weeks in prison!” said the judge.
Yes, 2 weeks, that’s his sentence. This goes nicely with Torquemada Mueller’s sentencing of those 12 Russian trolls, who were trolling online, not unlike every 14-year-old boy in America with a computer. Throw in Torquemada Mueller’s other two prize catches, Paul Manafort, and Michael Cohen, neither of which have any criminal connection to President Trump or Russia collusion. Regardless of how hard the press and the Democrats try and frame the accusation, (and believe me, they try mightily every day to do exactly that,) and the whole Russian collusion story, as it regards President Trump, is as dry as The Gobi Desert, as dry as the driest well. Leaving only one, sure fact; the Obama administration spied on the Trump Campaign. That much is beyond dispute, and it never has been.
There is, however, an abundance of evidence—overflowing like The Nile flows into the sea—showing that 3 of the highest ranking members of The FBI, as well as high ranking members at the Justice Dept. lied and spied, and they did so for purely political reasons. This will be met with cries of “How can you say that the government is untrustworthy, or The FBI? Or, the press?” shout both the Democrats and the media, even as the press and the Democrats impugn the government under Republican-control, and FOX News, who are, according to them, totally untrustworthy. This will seem perfectly logical to those for whom circular logic is their self-nurturing gift.
In a few weeks, President Trump will likely declassify all the documents regarding The FISA Court application, which enabled The Obama administration to spy, based on some very selective information. They intentionally mislead The FISA Court, so they’d grant the warrant to spy, based on false information. Let me be clear, this is already well-documented. Although, the media and The Democrats have doggedly ignored it or reinterpreted it. For good reason. Because it will incriminate Obama, Hillary, the upper echelon of The FBI, and The Justice Dept., all of which were politicized and weaponized against the outsider, Donald Trump. And, when this document dump finally drops, here’s what will happen: it will be vilified as dangerous to national security, a brazen nod to Vladimir Putin, and, when that fails, a new and completely manufactured scandal will emerge. One involving President Trump, Vladimir Putin, and possibly, even Mr. Snooples, the magic alligator. This will be done in the hopes that The Democrats will retake both Houses, and immediately begin impeachment hearings. That way, Obama and Hillary, cronies in arms, the Anti-American-American wing of the Democrat Party, will be saved. Leading to a show trial, offering Donald Trump or Barabbas to a crowd of political scavengers, “Which will you choose?” shout the Sanhedrin. But the dead will not stay dead. They shall rise. And God’s judgment will be swift and merciless.
At least, that’s the hope.
Mark Magula
A while back, President Trump said, “They’re wiretapping me.” “They,” being holdovers from the Obama FBI or Justice Dept, or both. In other words, “The Deep State.”
In response, the media went insane, which was at least, the 1000th time they’d gone insane that week alone. But this time, the insanity was special. Because shortly thereafter, it became obvious that someone in The Obama administration had “wiretapped” people within the Trump campaign, which was a scandal. Not the wiretapping, mind you. Not to the press, at least. To the press, it was the fact that President Trump was right, he had been “wiretapped,” and Obama’s Deep State was clearly the cause. “We can’t have that, now can we!” said the press, who immediately attacked President Trump for accusing former President Obama of doing what he’d obviously done. “If our guy Obama wants to wiretap his political enemies, he must have a good reason.” said the press.
And then they began working feverishly, looking for an excuse, any excuse, for why their guy Obama couldn’t possibly be guilty of such a thing. Enter Carter Page.
Carter Page had been to Russia. He had business in Russia. This hadn’t been a problem before, since there were thousands of American owned business in Russia, trading their American goods for Rubles. But now that The Democrats needed a scapegoat, anyone with ties to Russia was considered a potential spy and was probably in cahoots with President Trump and his puppet master, Vlad “The Impaler” Putin. “Yeah! Yeah! That sounds about right.” said the media. “It wasn’t Obama, it was that Russian spy, Carter Page, who was the cause.
In spite of the media’s relentless hysteria and accusations, no evidence that Carter Page was a spy was ever forthcoming, except what could be gleaned from anonymous sources, who closely resembled my invisible pal, from when I was a kid, “Mr. Snooples” the magic alligator. “Just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there!” I’d tell my dad, who’d smack me upside the head for being an idiot. The media was not so insightful, though. To them, whatever excuse made, or could be made on behalf of Obama and crew, was OK. “If Mr. Snooples was really to blame….well, it must be true.” they’d say.
Remarkably, Carter Page, The Russian spy, responsible for making Obama look bad, was never convicted of anything, certainly not being a spy. So, that whole; “Sure, Obama spied, but it was because of Carter Page who spied first" story fell apart. Enter George Papadopoulos.
“George Papadopoulos is a spy!” the press shouted. “That much is certain.” Until that too, became uncertain. This compelled the media to begin tap dancing around the facts like Mr. Bojangles with a handful of Black Beauties and a crack pipe. “We’ve got him now! Here’s the spy!” they shouted gleefully. “This is the bastard responsible for making Obama look bad!” But, once again, this turned out to be complete horseshit, but it was their horseshit, and since they were the media, they could say whatever and get away with it.
Almost.
Just yesterday, George Papadopoulos was sentenced for his role in this heinous Russian spy scandal. Not for spying. Not even a little. But for not being completely forthcoming to Robert “Torquemada” Mueller. Who, in spite of bringing the full might of his near limitless prosecutorial powers to bear on Mr. Papadopoulos, found nothing of significance, just a process crime of omission, a damned minor fib, a verbal faux pas, when speaking to Robert “The Witch-finder General” Mueller's pals in The FBI, aka,“The Federal Bureau of Intimidation,” as Huey P. Newton and Brother Malcolm used to call them.
“For this crime against humanity, Mr. Papadopoulos, we sentence you to two full weeks in prison!” said the judge.
Yes, 2 weeks, that’s his sentence. This goes nicely with Torquemada Mueller’s sentencing of those 12 Russian trolls, who were trolling online, not unlike every 14-year-old boy in America with a computer. Throw in Torquemada Mueller’s other two prize catches, Paul Manafort, and Michael Cohen, neither of which have any criminal connection to President Trump or Russia collusion. Regardless of how hard the press and the Democrats try and frame the accusation, (and believe me, they try mightily every day to do exactly that,) and the whole Russian collusion story, as it regards President Trump, is as dry as The Gobi Desert, as dry as the driest well. Leaving only one, sure fact; the Obama administration spied on the Trump Campaign. That much is beyond dispute, and it never has been.
There is, however, an abundance of evidence—overflowing like The Nile flows into the sea—showing that 3 of the highest ranking members of The FBI, as well as high ranking members at the Justice Dept. lied and spied, and they did so for purely political reasons. This will be met with cries of “How can you say that the government is untrustworthy, or The FBI? Or, the press?” shout both the Democrats and the media, even as the press and the Democrats impugn the government under Republican-control, and FOX News, who are, according to them, totally untrustworthy. This will seem perfectly logical to those for whom circular logic is their self-nurturing gift.
In a few weeks, President Trump will likely declassify all the documents regarding The FISA Court application, which enabled The Obama administration to spy, based on some very selective information. They intentionally mislead The FISA Court, so they’d grant the warrant to spy, based on false information. Let me be clear, this is already well-documented. Although, the media and The Democrats have doggedly ignored it or reinterpreted it. For good reason. Because it will incriminate Obama, Hillary, the upper echelon of The FBI, and The Justice Dept., all of which were politicized and weaponized against the outsider, Donald Trump. And, when this document dump finally drops, here’s what will happen: it will be vilified as dangerous to national security, a brazen nod to Vladimir Putin, and, when that fails, a new and completely manufactured scandal will emerge. One involving President Trump, Vladimir Putin, and possibly, even Mr. Snooples, the magic alligator. This will be done in the hopes that The Democrats will retake both Houses, and immediately begin impeachment hearings. That way, Obama and Hillary, cronies in arms, the Anti-American-American wing of the Democrat Party, will be saved. Leading to a show trial, offering Donald Trump or Barabbas to a crowd of political scavengers, “Which will you choose?” shout the Sanhedrin. But the dead will not stay dead. They shall rise. And God’s judgment will be swift and merciless.
At least, that’s the hope.
Mark Magula