The Halloween Edition
The Halloween Edition
Just as predicted, the Trump dossier was a plant, a weapon of mass destruction, exploded by both left and rightwing oligarchs, with the intent of taking Trump down. Yes, the vermin on both sides of isle came out of the woodwork and attacked the last honest liar in politics, a man standing so far outside the beltway, he threatened everything inside the beltway. That’s Trump! A hero for our times.
But people are emotionally invested in the “Trump is an evil Russian spy narrative.” So much so, they’ll never admit they’re wrong. Because to do so would dislodge every last vestige of their worldview from its place of comfort in their heads. It would be like telling a liberal that Evangelicals were not only morally superior to the whole editorial staff of the New York Times, but also, that hell was real, and God had reserved a special place of torment for them, so we could watch them burn, while drinking a glass of clean, cool water. And, by the way, global warming is bullshit, rev up those engines and start burning some fossil fuels. That’s what true Americans do!
Meanwhile, the economy perks along, doubling, tripling, creating jobs. Not because Trump’s a miracle worker, he’s merely a rational human being, a highly successful businessman. This last bit is way beyond the purview of liberals, however, who’ve been taught “The more government the merrier.” Government is their god, which is why they’re all going to hell, and not a minute too soon, either. Yes, Trump knows that it’s the entrepreneurs who create jobs and the wealth that makes the grocery store explode with low-cost, tasty items for our consumption. Driving cars, to bars, to malls, to spend, spend, spend, that’s the work of entrepreneurs, not politicians like Bernie Sanders, who’s a uniquely dumb bastard, hiding behind moral-sounding rhetoric.
So, listen-up, baby! Here’s the truth! One need not intend to do good, in order to do good. One need only align with how the universe actually works, which is God’s intent. It’s heretics like Bernie, Hillary, and Barack who are the sinners. They believe that the laws of nature can be subverted on the whim of good intentions. Meanwhile, their acolytes buy into this political subterfuge like lemmings, headed for the cliff. I mean, when you don’t know zip about how any of this stuff actually works, anything can be true.
Yes! Trump will be vindicated. The only question left is, will the swamp creatures like Hillary and Bill, Barack and Loretta, end up in prison, where they belong, along with the other swamp-rats and critters of darkness? One can only hope. But it is unlikely. More likely, deals will be made, backs will be slapped, and the scum-infested media will fight back tooth and nail. Us “True” Americans are in it for the long haul, however, and we are prepared for death—theirs, preferably.
Consider this the opening salvo in a war of righteousness. For it is written in the blood, sweat, and tears of the American worker.
“Viva Las Vegas!”
Sincerely, Fester Bestertester
Just as predicted, the Trump dossier was a plant, a weapon of mass destruction, exploded by both left and rightwing oligarchs, with the intent of taking Trump down. Yes, the vermin on both sides of isle came out of the woodwork and attacked the last honest liar in politics, a man standing so far outside the beltway, he threatened everything inside the beltway. That’s Trump! A hero for our times.
But people are emotionally invested in the “Trump is an evil Russian spy narrative.” So much so, they’ll never admit they’re wrong. Because to do so would dislodge every last vestige of their worldview from its place of comfort in their heads. It would be like telling a liberal that Evangelicals were not only morally superior to the whole editorial staff of the New York Times, but also, that hell was real, and God had reserved a special place of torment for them, so we could watch them burn, while drinking a glass of clean, cool water. And, by the way, global warming is bullshit, rev up those engines and start burning some fossil fuels. That’s what true Americans do!
Meanwhile, the economy perks along, doubling, tripling, creating jobs. Not because Trump’s a miracle worker, he’s merely a rational human being, a highly successful businessman. This last bit is way beyond the purview of liberals, however, who’ve been taught “The more government the merrier.” Government is their god, which is why they’re all going to hell, and not a minute too soon, either. Yes, Trump knows that it’s the entrepreneurs who create jobs and the wealth that makes the grocery store explode with low-cost, tasty items for our consumption. Driving cars, to bars, to malls, to spend, spend, spend, that’s the work of entrepreneurs, not politicians like Bernie Sanders, who’s a uniquely dumb bastard, hiding behind moral-sounding rhetoric.
So, listen-up, baby! Here’s the truth! One need not intend to do good, in order to do good. One need only align with how the universe actually works, which is God’s intent. It’s heretics like Bernie, Hillary, and Barack who are the sinners. They believe that the laws of nature can be subverted on the whim of good intentions. Meanwhile, their acolytes buy into this political subterfuge like lemmings, headed for the cliff. I mean, when you don’t know zip about how any of this stuff actually works, anything can be true.
Yes! Trump will be vindicated. The only question left is, will the swamp creatures like Hillary and Bill, Barack and Loretta, end up in prison, where they belong, along with the other swamp-rats and critters of darkness? One can only hope. But it is unlikely. More likely, deals will be made, backs will be slapped, and the scum-infested media will fight back tooth and nail. Us “True” Americans are in it for the long haul, however, and we are prepared for death—theirs, preferably.
Consider this the opening salvo in a war of righteousness. For it is written in the blood, sweat, and tears of the American worker.
“Viva Las Vegas!”
Sincerely, Fester Bestertester