The Dossier
Naked, grubby hands were all over the "Trump Dossier," both Democrats and Republicans, it seems. They used international spies, too. It was just as summarised by journalists on the outside looking in, doing their own spying on "The Swamp," which runs deep, just as Trump prophesied.
"For the swamp is deep!" he said, as he threw back his orangish locks and grimaced with a Trumpian stare that cut so deep, it was as if psychic surgery had been performed by Cyclops from The X Men!
"And whoah to those evildoers, who have done evil. For evil is bad! Bad...I tell you!!!" said the Trumpster. "Don't make me throw-down on Hillary and Barack, just surrender, and save me the trouble of hunting you down like the vermin that you are!!!!!"
Sincerely, Eric Von Stroheim.
"For the swamp is deep!" he said, as he threw back his orangish locks and grimaced with a Trumpian stare that cut so deep, it was as if psychic surgery had been performed by Cyclops from The X Men!
"And whoah to those evildoers, who have done evil. For evil is bad! Bad...I tell you!!!" said the Trumpster. "Don't make me throw-down on Hillary and Barack, just surrender, and save me the trouble of hunting you down like the vermin that you are!!!!!"
Sincerely, Eric Von Stroheim.