The Big Dummy
Donald Trump stared directly at the sun, during an eclipse! That’s how dumb Donald Trump is! Now, if staring at the sun isn’t grounds for impeachment, I don’t what would be. This also proves that the 60 million people who voted for him are dumb. But that’s not bigotry, because they’re all deplorable bigots—all a bunch of White crackers—and dumb, really dumb. Does it matter that Donald Trump won a fair potion of Black, female, and Hispanic voters? No! Because Trump is dumb, just like his followers. Plus, the Blacks and Hispanics who voted for him, were apparently duped by these dummies. And, even if they weren’t, they’re Uncle Toms and Uncle Jose’s. And dumb, really dumb. Did I mention that?
Don’t you know that Donald Trump’s not really a billionaire? He’s actually poor. He used to ride around in his big, private jet, like a big man—and probably had to steal gas from other jets—just so he could fly everywhere like a big dummy. I can see him with a rubber hose and a gas can, sneaking around, stealing gas, probably from president Obama, who’s still president in my mind.
Did you hear that Baron Trump isn’t a real Baron? What a dummy.
Did you hear that the name “Trump” actually spells Satan in Swahili? I got that from an unnamed source.
Well, that’s about it, until next time Trump does something, anything, no matter what, proving once and for all that he’s a Russian agent….or something bad. But a dummy for sure….a real dummy.
Sincerely - The whole damned, Mainstream Media.
Mark Magula
Don’t you know that Donald Trump’s not really a billionaire? He’s actually poor. He used to ride around in his big, private jet, like a big man—and probably had to steal gas from other jets—just so he could fly everywhere like a big dummy. I can see him with a rubber hose and a gas can, sneaking around, stealing gas, probably from president Obama, who’s still president in my mind.
Did you hear that Baron Trump isn’t a real Baron? What a dummy.
Did you hear that the name “Trump” actually spells Satan in Swahili? I got that from an unnamed source.
Well, that’s about it, until next time Trump does something, anything, no matter what, proving once and for all that he’s a Russian agent….or something bad. But a dummy for sure….a real dummy.
Sincerely - The whole damned, Mainstream Media.
Mark Magula