The Allegation
The Allegation
Once again, an allegation made by Lanny Davis, a Clinton hack from way, way back, who happens to be acting as the personal consigliere for President Trump’s personal consigliere, Michael Cohen, offers this tidbit to the media: “I have de-facto evidence that Donald Trump knew about The DNC hacks beforehand. Because of the Russians! Ha!”
In response, the media go joyously mad, contemplating the demise of El Trumpo. This causes them to fondle themselves furiously in anticipation of the coming Trumpian apocalypse, which they do every other week—or, until their latest steaming pile of manufactured dog debris evaporates into the ether.
Thankfully, this latest pile just vanished, as Lanny “I bailed the Clinton’s out of more shit than a roto-rooter” Davis, admits that his “de-facto” proof was mere personal speculation, minus any evidence. “But it could be true!” said consigliere Davis! “In the same way a single weasel can be in two different places at once in quantum theory,” Davis said to the press. Immediately this compelled the press to engage in philosophical discussions about quantum mechanics saying “Yeah! Yeah! That sounds about right to us. Weasels + Trump + Russia = Collusion.
The retraction will never come, though. Because the press has become so dishonest they’re like a Mafia boss perjuring-the-hell out of themselves on the stand. But what can you do, once the lie has gotten so out of control? Like a damned run-away train. At that point, it’s all or nothing—a scorched earth policy—total annihilation
Theirs, hopefully.
All I can say is “God! I hate these people.”
Sincerely Senior Wences
Once again, an allegation made by Lanny Davis, a Clinton hack from way, way back, who happens to be acting as the personal consigliere for President Trump’s personal consigliere, Michael Cohen, offers this tidbit to the media: “I have de-facto evidence that Donald Trump knew about The DNC hacks beforehand. Because of the Russians! Ha!”
In response, the media go joyously mad, contemplating the demise of El Trumpo. This causes them to fondle themselves furiously in anticipation of the coming Trumpian apocalypse, which they do every other week—or, until their latest steaming pile of manufactured dog debris evaporates into the ether.
Thankfully, this latest pile just vanished, as Lanny “I bailed the Clinton’s out of more shit than a roto-rooter” Davis, admits that his “de-facto” proof was mere personal speculation, minus any evidence. “But it could be true!” said consigliere Davis! “In the same way a single weasel can be in two different places at once in quantum theory,” Davis said to the press. Immediately this compelled the press to engage in philosophical discussions about quantum mechanics saying “Yeah! Yeah! That sounds about right to us. Weasels + Trump + Russia = Collusion.
The retraction will never come, though. Because the press has become so dishonest they’re like a Mafia boss perjuring-the-hell out of themselves on the stand. But what can you do, once the lie has gotten so out of control? Like a damned run-away train. At that point, it’s all or nothing—a scorched earth policy—total annihilation
Theirs, hopefully.
All I can say is “God! I hate these people.”
Sincerely Senior Wences