Sniffing Out White Supremacy 

"Sniffing Out White Supremacy”

As I walked my dog, Elvira, she kept pulling me toward a clump of trees. She’d sniff, and then stare intently, and then she’d sniff some more. This went on for days. (Not that I walked her for days non-stop, just in case anyone was wondering.) What was it? Was it a squirrel? A cat? A mouse, maybe? No. Eventually, I realized it must be “White supremacy.” “What else could it be?” I wondered. And, with that, I’d found my answer.

Let me explain: White supremacy is everywhere. It had gone underground, for a while, like mole men and women, hiding in subterranean climes, just waiting to make its move. And then…“Voila!” there it was, suddenly revealing itself! But only after “God’s Chosen,” Hillary Clinton, lost the election to the bad “Orange Man.” Then it awoke, like a gigantic slumbering Klan member, which could be seen wherever Democrats lost elections.
You’d think that people would catch on! But, they don’t. To those of us who have the divine vision, however, we see White supremacy everywhere.

“Every-damned-where!”

Thus, proving that Democrats are superior! And, should a Democrat ever lose an election—“Ever!”—White supremacy is clearly to blame.

So, if you find your “Dog” sniffing at a bush or a tree (“Fur-human” is the preferred term,) you know who and what to blame?

​I hope this helps.

Mark Magula