Slurring Pocahontas
Slurring Pocahontas
Pocahontas. Is it a racial slur? My God! What a bunch of lemmings! Liz Warren, the million dollar-pretend-Indian, lied through her teeth about her family history, her humble beginnings, as a Native American, her suffering at the hand of bigots, due to her Native heritage. It was all a lie.
That being said, Pocahontas can manipulate the leftwing proletariat with good ole fashion liberal-speak, just like a 60’s era, female Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon, a man of the people, would take bags of money while sitting on the crapper in exchange for favors. Does anyone really doubt this, or Jack Kennedy’s relentless libido for human or beast, whichever was nearby? (The beast part is probably fiction, but the rest is Snopes-proof.)
Speaking of Snopes; Liz Warren was getting 350K a year for teaching a single class at Harvard, as the result of being a double minority. If she’d only been a lesbian, she would’ve hit the trifecta—female/lesbian/Native American, I mean that shit is priceless to a liberal. Anyway. Snopes called both Liz and Harvard and asked the $350,000,00 question, about lying to gain an advantage, plus a bigger, much bigger salary. Both Liz and Harvard said, “Heck no!” Liz didn’t get an extra big pile of cash because she was a double minority. No way!
And Snopes said; “I guess that clears things up!”
Now, if it had been Trump University (home to scholars and wise men,) which was at issue, I bet Snopes would never take The Donald’s word for it, or that of his much-acclaimed university, regarding such matters. I do, however, realize that Trump U. is not Harvard, which makes Harvard look even worse for lying like a man caught with 10 lbs. of crack and naked photos of Orson Wells.
Anyway. Pocahontas is President Trump’s loving nickname for Liz Warren. And no, it’s not racist. However, I’m inclined to think that "Lying Sack of Shit Opportunist," is probably a more accurate appellation for Liz “The Pretendian” Warren. But Pocahontas works just fine, under the circumstances. I’m sure Native Americans aren’t offended—except at being connected to Liz Warren—that probably really pisses them off.
Okay. That’s enough, for now. But only for now.
Sincerely. Billfold Baggins
Pocahontas. Is it a racial slur? My God! What a bunch of lemmings! Liz Warren, the million dollar-pretend-Indian, lied through her teeth about her family history, her humble beginnings, as a Native American, her suffering at the hand of bigots, due to her Native heritage. It was all a lie.
That being said, Pocahontas can manipulate the leftwing proletariat with good ole fashion liberal-speak, just like a 60’s era, female Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon, a man of the people, would take bags of money while sitting on the crapper in exchange for favors. Does anyone really doubt this, or Jack Kennedy’s relentless libido for human or beast, whichever was nearby? (The beast part is probably fiction, but the rest is Snopes-proof.)
Speaking of Snopes; Liz Warren was getting 350K a year for teaching a single class at Harvard, as the result of being a double minority. If she’d only been a lesbian, she would’ve hit the trifecta—female/lesbian/Native American, I mean that shit is priceless to a liberal. Anyway. Snopes called both Liz and Harvard and asked the $350,000,00 question, about lying to gain an advantage, plus a bigger, much bigger salary. Both Liz and Harvard said, “Heck no!” Liz didn’t get an extra big pile of cash because she was a double minority. No way!
And Snopes said; “I guess that clears things up!”
Now, if it had been Trump University (home to scholars and wise men,) which was at issue, I bet Snopes would never take The Donald’s word for it, or that of his much-acclaimed university, regarding such matters. I do, however, realize that Trump U. is not Harvard, which makes Harvard look even worse for lying like a man caught with 10 lbs. of crack and naked photos of Orson Wells.
Anyway. Pocahontas is President Trump’s loving nickname for Liz Warren. And no, it’s not racist. However, I’m inclined to think that "Lying Sack of Shit Opportunist," is probably a more accurate appellation for Liz “The Pretendian” Warren. But Pocahontas works just fine, under the circumstances. I’m sure Native Americans aren’t offended—except at being connected to Liz Warren—that probably really pisses them off.
Okay. That’s enough, for now. But only for now.
Sincerely. Billfold Baggins