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   One Pill Makes You Larger 

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One need not listen, while reading, but, if one should decide to listen, there it is. 
One Pill Makes you Larger

President Trump brings home the bacon, after selling the Saudis $350,000,000,000 of military equipment, to be purchased over the next ten years. The Saudis kicked in another $40,000,000,000 for American infrastructure. This is huge, in terms of jobs and wealth creation, but not huge enough to knock the Trump/Putin collusion fiction off the front pages. Because, when the truth does your party no good, the truth must be sacrificed for the self-serving lie.

For the Left, truth, like gender, is fluid—and the media is the Left’s greatest accomplice—even as they sell the nation down the river like Tom Sawyer transitioning to Becky Thatcher, while floating the nation downstream to the great socialist utopia.   Apparently, so dimwitted has a portion of the American electorate become, they will believe any lie, as long as it comes gift-wrapped in pleasing sounding verbiage. Here’s an example;

“Did you notice that a man can be a woman, or a woman can be a man, or any combination thereof, as long as they believe and tap their magic slippers together. But, the slippers must glitter, in order for them to work properly.”

“Did you hear that; a dog can be a bat if so inclined?” Said another social scientist.

​I bet you didn’t! It was in a study done by a Harvard legal scholar, who decided that he was really a biologist, even though he had no degree in biology. “Isn’t it all the same, anyway?” He exclaimed, while running naked through a crowd of telecommunications experts.

When Harvard disagreed, he filed a lawsuit on behalf of all the people with degrees in one subject, who wish to be experts in other subjects, but don’t want to do the necessary study. After winning the case before the 9th circuit court, he declared it a victory for all who suffer with this kind of educational bias.

“Never again will I be held prisoner by my subject of choice.” He said, as he lit the constitution of fire, using a torch handed to him by the press.

“Did somebody say something positive about Donald Trump?” A voice exclaimed. “I mean, I thought I heard something about the Saudis investing in America?”

​In response, the media offered an unauthorized biography of Donald Trump written by one of the original twelve apostles, suggesting that the Trump/Putin story was actually in The Book of Revelations, from the bible. At which point the press went wild and began perusing the bible for other tasty anti-Trump morsels.

“We never knew the bible was so interesting.” said the media.

​And, with that, Alice tumbled down the rabbit hole, with the press in tow, as they searched for “Putin” the rabbit, as did a fair portion of the country.

“Imbeciles come in all shapes and sizes!” They laughed.

“ain’t it da truth….ain’t it da truth!”


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