On The Road To El Donaldo
But he grew old--
This knight so bold--
And o’er his heart a shadow--
He fell on the ground--
For no politician could found--
As great as El Donaldo - Edgar Allen Poe
Now that El Donaldo hath vanquished his foes—and, as the vultures feast on the bones of the dead, he shall assemble his knights of the round table. He will choose wisely because that’s just the way he rolls. Once that happens, the GOP will stand in awe at what The Donald hath wrought, amazed (as they should be) at his wisdom and innate political acumen. He will then move to slay the old dragon, Hillary Roadmap Clinton. In response, her allies will offer her accomplishments as they try and stave off the inevitable. How about six years as a senator without a single meaningful legislative accomplishment, which is a heck-of-an accomplishment, if you’re running for Slacker-n-Chief. Not so much if you’re running for president. I mean, if you’re a democrat and you’re not writing a plethora of new laws to strangle the average American with, what good are you?
Of course, there was her tenure as Secretary of State, which she received as a political favor to Bill Clinton in return for helping Obama get elected in his first go-round. That Bill Clinton hated Obama because he thought he was an arrogant know-it-all while actually knowing nothing, is common knowledge. That, however, is politics.
Unfortunately, Hillary bungled the job badly and exited the stage after getting conveniently clunked on the head following the Benghazi fiasco. Better to have amnesia, like a character in one of those old soap operas than take responsibility for a series of outright lies that ended with the death of an American ambassador and a couple of soldiers. That was followed up by a ridiculous cover story that only held because the administration was aided and abetted by the media. No Soviet premier ever had it so good, not even with Pravda, the official Soviet-run newspaper. I mean, who needs Pravda when you’ve got the New York Times as your personal leftwing propaganda machine?
In reality, Hillary is the candidate that nobody wanted, except maybe a few radical feminists who’ll vote solely on the basis of her sex. A helping of Marxist economic policy doesn’t hurt either, both of which Hilary offers. There’s also the big banks and the status quo money men who just want to secure their future, which Hillary will do after taking bribes from every corporate loan shark in the biz.
Average American aren’t nearly as dumb as most radical feminists, though. They could care less that she has a vagina. They just want a decent wage, an ability to pay their bills and the hope of a better future for their children. Not getting beheaded or blown to bits on the job might make the list, too. For most folks sexual politics is about as meaningful as a having a doctorate degree in chakra maintenance—or, Queer theory in the late period of post-colonialist baked goods. And that, my friends, is exactly why El Donaldo is bullet proof.
So, his enemies’ better watch out for the ricochet when firing on the man, because the blowback will be absolute hell.
Mark Magula
Of course, there was her tenure as Secretary of State, which she received as a political favor to Bill Clinton in return for helping Obama get elected in his first go-round. That Bill Clinton hated Obama because he thought he was an arrogant know-it-all while actually knowing nothing, is common knowledge. That, however, is politics.
Unfortunately, Hillary bungled the job badly and exited the stage after getting conveniently clunked on the head following the Benghazi fiasco. Better to have amnesia, like a character in one of those old soap operas than take responsibility for a series of outright lies that ended with the death of an American ambassador and a couple of soldiers. That was followed up by a ridiculous cover story that only held because the administration was aided and abetted by the media. No Soviet premier ever had it so good, not even with Pravda, the official Soviet-run newspaper. I mean, who needs Pravda when you’ve got the New York Times as your personal leftwing propaganda machine?
In reality, Hillary is the candidate that nobody wanted, except maybe a few radical feminists who’ll vote solely on the basis of her sex. A helping of Marxist economic policy doesn’t hurt either, both of which Hilary offers. There’s also the big banks and the status quo money men who just want to secure their future, which Hillary will do after taking bribes from every corporate loan shark in the biz.
Average American aren’t nearly as dumb as most radical feminists, though. They could care less that she has a vagina. They just want a decent wage, an ability to pay their bills and the hope of a better future for their children. Not getting beheaded or blown to bits on the job might make the list, too. For most folks sexual politics is about as meaningful as a having a doctorate degree in chakra maintenance—or, Queer theory in the late period of post-colonialist baked goods. And that, my friends, is exactly why El Donaldo is bullet proof.
So, his enemies’ better watch out for the ricochet when firing on the man, because the blowback will be absolute hell.
Mark Magula