Monkey in a Box
Monkey in a Box
Reet petite Daddio, Satchmo fee-ni-nay, yo mamma, yo poppa!
Why he do?
He do! Because he do!
That’s why he do!
The monkey looked at the box, pulling at it, pushing it, smashing it. What was in it? He pondered, using his monkey mind. For the mind of the monkey—this monkey—was unlike other monkeys. Relatively speaking, they were really dumb, when compared to daddio, waddio, be-bop, she-bop bop, bam!
Ham. Green eggs and ham. Yes I am, Sam I am, the monkey.
“Adam 12! One Adam 12! Are you there?
Over and out, you sons-o-bitches!”
Just beneath the wave was a grayish outline. It moved thru the water like a torpedo.
A Tomato.
A potato.
Inflato-the-alligato
Yes! For a meager $9.99 (plus, a $5000 delivery fee) you too, can do, that hoodoo, that you do, so well.
“I hope that helps, George?” said the monkey. “If not, well…..I’d suggest you get a lawyer. Because, believe me! You’re gonna need one, maybe two, cause’ 99 and1/2, just won’t do. Be-bop, she-bam, shing-a-ling. Here them sing. Ring-a-ding ding, daddio, waddio.
“Daddio!”
Busta’ Crab
Reet petite Daddio, Satchmo fee-ni-nay, yo mamma, yo poppa!
Why he do?
He do! Because he do!
That’s why he do!
The monkey looked at the box, pulling at it, pushing it, smashing it. What was in it? He pondered, using his monkey mind. For the mind of the monkey—this monkey—was unlike other monkeys. Relatively speaking, they were really dumb, when compared to daddio, waddio, be-bop, she-bop bop, bam!
Ham. Green eggs and ham. Yes I am, Sam I am, the monkey.
“Adam 12! One Adam 12! Are you there?
Over and out, you sons-o-bitches!”
Just beneath the wave was a grayish outline. It moved thru the water like a torpedo.
A Tomato.
A potato.
Inflato-the-alligato
Yes! For a meager $9.99 (plus, a $5000 delivery fee) you too, can do, that hoodoo, that you do, so well.
“I hope that helps, George?” said the monkey. “If not, well…..I’d suggest you get a lawyer. Because, believe me! You’re gonna need one, maybe two, cause’ 99 and1/2, just won’t do. Be-bop, she-bam, shing-a-ling. Here them sing. Ring-a-ding ding, daddio, waddio.
“Daddio!”
Busta’ Crab