Mauled by Reality
Mauled by Reality
A lion mauls a man to death. It was a pet lion. The man, apparently, went into the lion’s cage and locked the door from the inside. Why? Probably because he was nuts.
Elsewhere, a man was crushed by an elephant. The man was whipping the poor 12,000 lb beast while he was attempting to get it to take a bath. The elephant said; “No way, Jack! I ain’t takin a bath!” And then Jumbo crushed the bastard.
Meanwhile, 1000s of miles away, the Democrats were acting-out like ruthless degenerates. “We’re gonna get Trump on something! Anything. Any crime. Even if we have to make one up by pulling it straight from our asses!” said the Democrats. (And believe you me, there will be no small amount of ass-pulling….because they got nothing else.)
Here’s the Democrat’s 2020 electoral platform:
A. “Boy! Are we gonna raise taxes!”
B. “We’re gonna open up them damn borders, wider than a son-of-a-bitch!”
C. “Guns will be allowed, but only by the people we say…..and you can forget those God-given rights. Your rights come from Uncle Sam, who now will be flying the Hammer and Sickle, which isn’t really new for the Democrats. The sad part...they won’t even know why.
D. Intersectional. Transvestite. People of Color. Women. Men. Hermaphrodites. Pygmies. Mermaids. Minotaurs. All, are welcome in the New Democrats Party, just not White men, who must go to the back of the bus...because...we are quite literally insane."
"Now...hand over the money Honky!"
"We's a-comin’ for ya!”
Sincerely, The Democrats
A lion mauls a man to death. It was a pet lion. The man, apparently, went into the lion’s cage and locked the door from the inside. Why? Probably because he was nuts.
Elsewhere, a man was crushed by an elephant. The man was whipping the poor 12,000 lb beast while he was attempting to get it to take a bath. The elephant said; “No way, Jack! I ain’t takin a bath!” And then Jumbo crushed the bastard.
Meanwhile, 1000s of miles away, the Democrats were acting-out like ruthless degenerates. “We’re gonna get Trump on something! Anything. Any crime. Even if we have to make one up by pulling it straight from our asses!” said the Democrats. (And believe you me, there will be no small amount of ass-pulling….because they got nothing else.)
Here’s the Democrat’s 2020 electoral platform:
A. “Boy! Are we gonna raise taxes!”
B. “We’re gonna open up them damn borders, wider than a son-of-a-bitch!”
C. “Guns will be allowed, but only by the people we say…..and you can forget those God-given rights. Your rights come from Uncle Sam, who now will be flying the Hammer and Sickle, which isn’t really new for the Democrats. The sad part...they won’t even know why.
D. Intersectional. Transvestite. People of Color. Women. Men. Hermaphrodites. Pygmies. Mermaids. Minotaurs. All, are welcome in the New Democrats Party, just not White men, who must go to the back of the bus...because...we are quite literally insane."
"Now...hand over the money Honky!"
"We's a-comin’ for ya!”
Sincerely, The Democrats