Louie C. K.
If You’re Easily Offended Don’t Read this
Louie C. K. is a perv. If such a designation is even possible nowadays. Is anyone really surprised? This is Louie C. K., we’re talking about. Apparently, he would regularly manipulate the shnoodle—his personal shnoodle—in front of everybody who worked on his show. It didn’t matter; secretaries, landscapers, cameramen, and women—drunks who stumbled in off the streets, a chipmunk/juggler act—you name it, and Louie C. K. was masturbating to it like a rascally, old-school Democrat at a Klan rally.
It should be obvious, this is what happens when just about any human gets an ounce of power.
Louie C. K. and others of his ilk—we are told—are on the side of virtue and righteousness, which is why celebs are held up as a standard to be admired. They say meaningful sounding things. But only as long as it costs them literally nothing, except words, verbiage—“I care! I love the poor! I’m better than you! You White trash, Donald Trump-voting pack of hillbillies!”
It would seem that just about all these big-time celebs are pervs— deeply self-righteous, divorced 14 times, had 9 abortions, slept with every man and woman (plus an assortment of mammals.)
And, so the Lord looked upon them in their debauchery and said;
“They shall be stricken by locusts. The land shall be filled with darkness, followed by daylight, then darkness, etc… The moon shall turn to blood. Beavers will attack! The worm shall devour the crops. Netflix will buffer incessantly!"
Yes, the wound that is the left side of America is ready to burst open, its poisonous swill, burning a hole deep, into the public consciousness.
We’ll see who the hillbillies are! Soon. Very soon.
Sincerely, Senior Wences
Louie C. K. is a perv. If such a designation is even possible nowadays. Is anyone really surprised? This is Louie C. K., we’re talking about. Apparently, he would regularly manipulate the shnoodle—his personal shnoodle—in front of everybody who worked on his show. It didn’t matter; secretaries, landscapers, cameramen, and women—drunks who stumbled in off the streets, a chipmunk/juggler act—you name it, and Louie C. K. was masturbating to it like a rascally, old-school Democrat at a Klan rally.
It should be obvious, this is what happens when just about any human gets an ounce of power.
Louie C. K. and others of his ilk—we are told—are on the side of virtue and righteousness, which is why celebs are held up as a standard to be admired. They say meaningful sounding things. But only as long as it costs them literally nothing, except words, verbiage—“I care! I love the poor! I’m better than you! You White trash, Donald Trump-voting pack of hillbillies!”
It would seem that just about all these big-time celebs are pervs— deeply self-righteous, divorced 14 times, had 9 abortions, slept with every man and woman (plus an assortment of mammals.)
And, so the Lord looked upon them in their debauchery and said;
“They shall be stricken by locusts. The land shall be filled with darkness, followed by daylight, then darkness, etc… The moon shall turn to blood. Beavers will attack! The worm shall devour the crops. Netflix will buffer incessantly!"
Yes, the wound that is the left side of America is ready to burst open, its poisonous swill, burning a hole deep, into the public consciousness.
We’ll see who the hillbillies are! Soon. Very soon.
Sincerely, Senior Wences