Trump Backs Turkey Down
"We want war"
“Trump Backs Turkey Down”
Turkey agrees to make nice with Syria, thanks to the two Mikes, Pompeo, and Pence. You can be absolutely sure, however, that the usual suspects; CNN, MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck “I Look Like I’ve Been On a Cocaine Binge For a Month” Schumer, are steaming mad, now that Turkey has agreed not to slaughter the Kurd's wholesale.
“Can’t you just kill a few thousand Kurds so we can impeach Trump?” Nancy & Chuck secretly ask of Turkey’s President Erdogan. “Trump can’t make us look like idiots again. Not again, he can’t.” This compels Nancy and Chuck to don sackcloth and ashes, while possibly sacrificing a newborn baby (I meant fetus) to the god Baal.
Of course, if you only watch CNN and MSNBC, the Democrats have proven Trump is guilty of literally thousands of crimes, even if they’ve found no actual evidence to support any of their claims. But, what should you expect when they move the evidential goalposts to suit the moment like they did when they changed the standard for what constitutes a whistleblower, in their bi-weekly “Impeach Trump” scheme.
“Sure, a real whistleblower should have to have firsthand knowledge of an alleged crime." the Democrats say. "Just not when it comes to Trump. When it comes to Trump if someone once had a dog, that lived next door to somebody, who said they thought they heard somebody else say, that maybe, Donald Trump strong-armed the Ukrainian president, with a promise of some free internet….well, that’s good enough for us.”
This caused CNN and MSNBC to respond with “Yes, the walls are closing in on President Trump. Soon he’ll be given the death penalty for a crime, as soon we find one.”
"What a bunch of schmucks!"
Mark Magula
Turkey agrees to make nice with Syria, thanks to the two Mikes, Pompeo, and Pence. You can be absolutely sure, however, that the usual suspects; CNN, MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck “I Look Like I’ve Been On a Cocaine Binge For a Month” Schumer, are steaming mad, now that Turkey has agreed not to slaughter the Kurd's wholesale.
“Can’t you just kill a few thousand Kurds so we can impeach Trump?” Nancy & Chuck secretly ask of Turkey’s President Erdogan. “Trump can’t make us look like idiots again. Not again, he can’t.” This compels Nancy and Chuck to don sackcloth and ashes, while possibly sacrificing a newborn baby (I meant fetus) to the god Baal.
Of course, if you only watch CNN and MSNBC, the Democrats have proven Trump is guilty of literally thousands of crimes, even if they’ve found no actual evidence to support any of their claims. But, what should you expect when they move the evidential goalposts to suit the moment like they did when they changed the standard for what constitutes a whistleblower, in their bi-weekly “Impeach Trump” scheme.
“Sure, a real whistleblower should have to have firsthand knowledge of an alleged crime." the Democrats say. "Just not when it comes to Trump. When it comes to Trump if someone once had a dog, that lived next door to somebody, who said they thought they heard somebody else say, that maybe, Donald Trump strong-armed the Ukrainian president, with a promise of some free internet….well, that’s good enough for us.”
This caused CNN and MSNBC to respond with “Yes, the walls are closing in on President Trump. Soon he’ll be given the death penalty for a crime, as soon we find one.”
"What a bunch of schmucks!"
Mark Magula