“If The World Was Fair”
“Socialism requires an authority capable of bending the knees of the people to the will of the state,” - Brad Torgersen
“If The World Was Fair”
If the world was fair, there would be no billionaires. Not while some people barely have enough food to eat.
If the world was fair, there wouldn’t be people with IQ’s of 135, while some people barely have an IQ of 80. The term “Mentally Challenged” would no longer be allowed. Instead, people with high IQ’s would be called “The People Who Are Overburdened With IQ Points,” thus, indicating a form of IQ avarice, and it should be obvious that greed in all its forms will not be tolerated.
If the world was fair, there wouldn’t people who are “Well Known” while so many are “Unknown.” From now on, people will be equally known, no matter who they are. This will be achieved by a newly established “Fame Redistribution Bureaucracy.
If the world was fair, there’d be no obese people, not while some people are thin. This doesn’t include fashion models, who are thin intentionally. Attractive people like fashion models, however, should have to share their beauty with less beautiful people, who shall henceforth be called “The People Who Are Aesthetically Disenfranchised.” It should be obvious that “Beauty” will no longer be solely the province of beautiful people, but, will be shared by all, equally, as newly hired government bureaucrats will determine that everyone gets the appropriate share of beauty. If this doesn’t work, and people still have too much beauty, IQ, or money, such people will have to be addressed as “The Greedy Ones,” as a reflection of their unwillingness to become homely, poor, and stupid on behalf of their fellow man.
This last phrase “Fellow Man” will be replaced by “Fellow Human,” or “Fellow He, She, Zie, Ze, Si, Sie, Tey, Eu Ve, #$@^^%#****&!??” (with more to come later.) This will be done to make the world more fair.
Or, should I have written “Fairer?”
Henceforth, in an effort to make the world fair, fairer, more fair, people with superior langugae skills will no longer be allowed to correct people who suffer from LDS, “Linguistic Disenfranchisement Syndrome.”
These are just a few of the things that we think will make the world fair, fairer, fairest, more fair, etc…
Sincerely, The Democratic National Committee: “For a fair, fairer, fairest, more fair world”
Mark Magula
If the world was fair, there would be no billionaires. Not while some people barely have enough food to eat.
If the world was fair, there wouldn’t be people with IQ’s of 135, while some people barely have an IQ of 80. The term “Mentally Challenged” would no longer be allowed. Instead, people with high IQ’s would be called “The People Who Are Overburdened With IQ Points,” thus, indicating a form of IQ avarice, and it should be obvious that greed in all its forms will not be tolerated.
If the world was fair, there wouldn’t people who are “Well Known” while so many are “Unknown.” From now on, people will be equally known, no matter who they are. This will be achieved by a newly established “Fame Redistribution Bureaucracy.
If the world was fair, there’d be no obese people, not while some people are thin. This doesn’t include fashion models, who are thin intentionally. Attractive people like fashion models, however, should have to share their beauty with less beautiful people, who shall henceforth be called “The People Who Are Aesthetically Disenfranchised.” It should be obvious that “Beauty” will no longer be solely the province of beautiful people, but, will be shared by all, equally, as newly hired government bureaucrats will determine that everyone gets the appropriate share of beauty. If this doesn’t work, and people still have too much beauty, IQ, or money, such people will have to be addressed as “The Greedy Ones,” as a reflection of their unwillingness to become homely, poor, and stupid on behalf of their fellow man.
This last phrase “Fellow Man” will be replaced by “Fellow Human,” or “Fellow He, She, Zie, Ze, Si, Sie, Tey, Eu Ve, #$@^^%#****&!??” (with more to come later.) This will be done to make the world more fair.
Or, should I have written “Fairer?”
Henceforth, in an effort to make the world fair, fairer, more fair, people with superior langugae skills will no longer be allowed to correct people who suffer from LDS, “Linguistic Disenfranchisement Syndrome.”
These are just a few of the things that we think will make the world fair, fairer, fairest, more fair, etc…
Sincerely, The Democratic National Committee: “For a fair, fairer, fairest, more fair world”
Mark Magula