It's Only a Matter of Time
“It’s Only a Matter of Time”
Don “Corleone” Trump escapes capture once again. Not once. Not twice. But three times. First by The FBI, more than a year ago, who said they found “NOTHING! NO COLLUSION.”
Then, as the result of a bi-partisan Senate committee, who, just a few weeks ago, found “NO COLLUSION!”.
And, then, there was the grand finale by Robert J. Mueller. Formerly, “Mueller The Great,” who found “ZERO.” “ZIP.” “NADA.” “NOTHING.” “NO FREAKING COLLUSION!”
"Oh!" And one more thing; they had zero evidence that Don “Corleone” Trump tried to obstruct justice. How do I know this? Because President Trump had every right—according to the damned Constitution—to fire James Comey, just as Deputy Attorney General, and acting AG in the probe, Rod Rosenstein, suggested. But, even if the acting AG hadn’t suggested, what he suggested, “PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE JAMES COMEY.” I mean, even the press called for Comey’s firing, after he reopened the case against Hillary Clinton, days before the 2016 presidential election for her “ILLEGAL” computer server, which absolutely contained classified material. Comey did this because it was obvious, according to the endless prognostications, by endless talking heads, who said; “Hillary was a shoe-in for President, to a 98% degree of certainty.
That, my friends, is a shitload of certainty.
No worries, though, because the court in New York City is the real “Trump-getter.” Apparently, the thirty million spent on the Mueller probe was just a smoke screen.
“Yeah! That’s the ticket, baby!”
There’s just one problem, the NYC court isn’t investigating Russian collusion, so I guess the years of relentless collusion theories, filled with shadowy Russians, back channels and the like, was a just smoke screen…..
“Yeah! That’s right, baby!” “A FREAKING SMOKE SCREEN!”
And, if that doesn’t pan out, there’s always traffic court, soothsayers, Witch doctors and the like.
“Oh yeah, baby! We got him now!”
Of course, both The FBI and Mueller already examined that evidence, just like they did his tax returns, in the literally tens of thousands of documents Don “Corleone” Trump turned over to them, but Rachel Maddow and MSNBC are on the case. So is CNN. And if that doesn’t send shivers down The Donald’s spine, I don’t know what would.
It’s only a matter of time!
Mark Magula
Don “Corleone” Trump escapes capture once again. Not once. Not twice. But three times. First by The FBI, more than a year ago, who said they found “NOTHING! NO COLLUSION.”
Then, as the result of a bi-partisan Senate committee, who, just a few weeks ago, found “NO COLLUSION!”.
And, then, there was the grand finale by Robert J. Mueller. Formerly, “Mueller The Great,” who found “ZERO.” “ZIP.” “NADA.” “NOTHING.” “NO FREAKING COLLUSION!”
"Oh!" And one more thing; they had zero evidence that Don “Corleone” Trump tried to obstruct justice. How do I know this? Because President Trump had every right—according to the damned Constitution—to fire James Comey, just as Deputy Attorney General, and acting AG in the probe, Rod Rosenstein, suggested. But, even if the acting AG hadn’t suggested, what he suggested, “PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE JAMES COMEY.” I mean, even the press called for Comey’s firing, after he reopened the case against Hillary Clinton, days before the 2016 presidential election for her “ILLEGAL” computer server, which absolutely contained classified material. Comey did this because it was obvious, according to the endless prognostications, by endless talking heads, who said; “Hillary was a shoe-in for President, to a 98% degree of certainty.
That, my friends, is a shitload of certainty.
No worries, though, because the court in New York City is the real “Trump-getter.” Apparently, the thirty million spent on the Mueller probe was just a smoke screen.
“Yeah! That’s the ticket, baby!”
There’s just one problem, the NYC court isn’t investigating Russian collusion, so I guess the years of relentless collusion theories, filled with shadowy Russians, back channels and the like, was a just smoke screen…..
“Yeah! That’s right, baby!” “A FREAKING SMOKE SCREEN!”
And, if that doesn’t pan out, there’s always traffic court, soothsayers, Witch doctors and the like.
“Oh yeah, baby! We got him now!”
Of course, both The FBI and Mueller already examined that evidence, just like they did his tax returns, in the literally tens of thousands of documents Don “Corleone” Trump turned over to them, but Rachel Maddow and MSNBC are on the case. So is CNN. And if that doesn’t send shivers down The Donald’s spine, I don’t know what would.
It’s only a matter of time!
Mark Magula