Goodbye Pork-Fried Rat
“Goodbye Pork-Fried Rat”
Everywhere you look, White supremacy grows. The other day I overheard a White supremacists saying “I sure wish I could send my child to a different school. But no...I’m forced to send little Tanner to a school with a terrible "Academic record." When I complained, his English teacher said “What you talkin’ bout Bitch? We teaching all kind’a good shit in dis-here school. I send my kids, Laqueetra, Shaka, and Bokeem to this school, so yo White, bitch-ass need to shut the f#ck up!” When I reported her to the principle, the principle just said “I must be one of them White supremacist muthafuckas.” and then added, “Who be in charge now…..cracker!?”
My fellow Democrats, can you believe that this White supremacist was offended by this authentic expression of ethnic solidarity? White supremacy is everywhere. I mean, how many trans, bi-polar quadriplegics have we had run for president?
“None!”
How many blind mulatto, bi-sexual, Pacific Islanders are there on the Supreme court?
“None!”
Plus, there’s climate change. You think White people care about climate change? "No!" Because they have air conditioning and refrigerators! Which only makes things worse.
Let me ask you, Who drives those big SUVs, spewing out deadly pollution onto Mother Earth?
“White people!”
“You think if we called the planet “Father Earth”….they’d be doing that shit?” No! I say we name Mother Earth “Ebony or Shontese,” and then declare that she is a Lesbian. That way we’ll defeat White supremacy and The Patriarchy, all at one time. Add some Marxism…..and America will no longer be AmeriKKKa!”
This Was a Message From The Democratic National Committee - “For A Bitter America”
Everywhere you look, White supremacy grows. The other day I overheard a White supremacists saying “I sure wish I could send my child to a different school. But no...I’m forced to send little Tanner to a school with a terrible "Academic record." When I complained, his English teacher said “What you talkin’ bout Bitch? We teaching all kind’a good shit in dis-here school. I send my kids, Laqueetra, Shaka, and Bokeem to this school, so yo White, bitch-ass need to shut the f#ck up!” When I reported her to the principle, the principle just said “I must be one of them White supremacist muthafuckas.” and then added, “Who be in charge now…..cracker!?”
My fellow Democrats, can you believe that this White supremacist was offended by this authentic expression of ethnic solidarity? White supremacy is everywhere. I mean, how many trans, bi-polar quadriplegics have we had run for president?
“None!”
How many blind mulatto, bi-sexual, Pacific Islanders are there on the Supreme court?
“None!”
Plus, there’s climate change. You think White people care about climate change? "No!" Because they have air conditioning and refrigerators! Which only makes things worse.
Let me ask you, Who drives those big SUVs, spewing out deadly pollution onto Mother Earth?
“White people!”
“You think if we called the planet “Father Earth”….they’d be doing that shit?” No! I say we name Mother Earth “Ebony or Shontese,” and then declare that she is a Lesbian. That way we’ll defeat White supremacy and The Patriarchy, all at one time. Add some Marxism…..and America will no longer be AmeriKKKa!”
This Was a Message From The Democratic National Committee - “For A Bitter America”