Free Shit—and Bears
Free Shit—and Bears
Now, how does that shit work? I mean, I want to reinvent the world, give everybody free shit. Free healthcare. Free food. Cause that shit will just materialize, like magic, cause the government got powers, special powers, mystical shit, the power to create. You feel me?
What you say?…..how does it work?
Hell. I don’t know! But them Europeans got free shit, so why can’t we have free shit? I mean, we supposed to be all big and bad, but shit still don’t be free? What’s it gonna take to get some free shit round here?
The poor, baby! You know me! I’m all about the poor.
Poor me! That’s what I’m all about.
Yes, mam! Like my mamma taught me, donuts cause cancer, and cancer causes donuts. Meat causes meat. And bears cause more bears…..just because…..that’s how bears do.
Bust'a Crab
Now, how does that shit work? I mean, I want to reinvent the world, give everybody free shit. Free healthcare. Free food. Cause that shit will just materialize, like magic, cause the government got powers, special powers, mystical shit, the power to create. You feel me?
What you say?…..how does it work?
Hell. I don’t know! But them Europeans got free shit, so why can’t we have free shit? I mean, we supposed to be all big and bad, but shit still don’t be free? What’s it gonna take to get some free shit round here?
The poor, baby! You know me! I’m all about the poor.
Poor me! That’s what I’m all about.
Yes, mam! Like my mamma taught me, donuts cause cancer, and cancer causes donuts. Meat causes meat. And bears cause more bears…..just because…..that’s how bears do.
Bust'a Crab