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             Dumb and Dumber

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“Dumb & Dumber”

Michael Avenatti—Stormy Daniels personal legal pimp—circles the drain, just as any reasonable human might’ve suspected, just not The Democrats/Media who championed this human waste of space and his super-slut client as the good guys, not very long ago.

Yes, Ms. Stormy would regularly get gang-banged, in full public view, making her The DNC/Media’s favorite heroine of the moment. According to The Democrats, Stormy was poor Nell tied to the train tracks by evil Donald Trump, as he twirled his mustache in dastardly fashion. Stormy was Pauline in peril, offering zero actual evidence for her claims, but, like the endless Kavanaugh accusers (who also had zero credibility), The DNC/Media Industrial Complex didn’t care a damned bit. “We’ll tell you what's true and what’s not!” they said. “Who should you believe, your own senses or us, because we’re the media, and we can’t lie, and, if you say we lie, you must hate the 1st Amendment.”

Now that both Stormy and Michael Avenatti turned out to be worthless sacks of shit, will we get an apology?

“No!” They’ll probably be The Democrats newest, bestest team for president in 2020, right alongside a variety of outright, self-confessed socialists.

“Amen!” the socialist wing of Democrat Party shout, “We’re all for Soviet-era economic policy, but we’re here to warn you against evil capitalist Donald Trump, who’s really a Russian spy!”

​Does that sound dumb-as-hell?

In reality, it has to travel quite a distance to begin to qualify as dumb.


A very long way.

Mark Magula