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Cyrus The Great Strikes Again

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“Cyrus The Great Strikes Again”

As certain as rain, as redundant as Chinese water torture, the lying media began their onslaught of disinformation, even before the innards of al-Baghdadi had been scraped off the tunnel walls. In the aftermath, CNN predictably rushed to do their usual hit-job by making a list of wrong-speak by President Trump, taking his words out of context, with little more than a nod to the death of al-Baghdadi.

Preceding CNN’s usual display of lying like The Serpent of Old, a DNC operative claimed that “Trump was on the golf course when the killing of Baghdadi went down!” Thus implying that any attempt to take personal credit for killing ISIS supreme commander was par for the course! Because Donald “The Glory Hog” Trump wouldn’t lay down his 9 iron long enough to see the kill-shot thru. This, of course, quickly turned out to be about as truthful as an episode of “Finding Bigfoot” or any of the programs on MSNBC. But the faithful were unaware, as they perpetually seem to be, about virtually everything regarding this President. Their personal motto seems to be; “Hear nothing but evil.” “See nothing but evil.” “Say nothing but evil.” Relatively speaking, they make Sean Hannity seem like one of God’s personal messengers.

This, no doubt will elicit outrage. “How dare you compare us to a FOX News host, just because we’ve made literally, hundreds of predictions about Trump’s untimely political demise, none of which ever came true. That’s only because FOX News appears to have supernatural powers when it comes to making us look like a bunch of lying schmucks!” replied the usual suspects.

This was followed seamlessly by past statements made by Donald Trump, way back in the day, about why it was The Navy Seals and not Obama who bagged Osama (not Obama) bin Laden. Of course, when Obama was president, the military was pretty damned sure they knew where bin Laden was hiding but waited months for Obama to give the order, as the president sweated profusely, wondering if they should take the shot. Sleepy Joe said “No. We need to be sure. We don’t want to kill innocents!” Obama responded with “This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make!” Eventually, though, Obama did give the order, killing the man who murdered 3000 American citizens and tried to destroy the Pentagon, using the same method he used to bring down the twin towers. This clearly showed that Obama was a man of conscience, even if he eventually developed a real knack for killing, using drone strikes against civilian targets, which he did with the frequency of a kid playing a video game:

​“This reminds me of playing “Pack Man” when I was a kid in Hawaii!” Obama was overheard to say.

Not be outdone, The Washington Post wrote their eulogy for Baghdadi as a scholar who wouldn’t t harm a fly. Murder women and children, crucify them, set them on fire, rape ten yr-old girls, behead children and their parents, making them watch? “No problem!” Flies, however, we're safe, and that should be applauded, was the gist of The Washington Post’s insanity.

As if the insane nature of liberal politics hadn’t demonstrated itself to be utterly brain dead, to saying nothing of being in league with Satan, celebrities chimed in with, “al-Baghdadi didn’t die like a dog, as the president suggested. He died bravely. Blowing himself up, along with a couple of kids. What’s Trump trying to do, separate more children from their parents?”

coda: Listen, my friends, stupid is bad enough. Lying to serve the interests of politicians, who treat lying as sacrosanct, is evil. In other words, if you put dumb and evil together, you pretty much have the Democratic Party as it currently exists; Enemies of The State, The People, America, and all that is good, with the only thing standing between this hoard of lying miscreants and the rest of us is “Cyrus The Great.”

…..and we all know who I’m talking about.

A reckoning is coming, My Peoples. Any day now. Any damned day.

Mark Magula