"Attack of The Trillion Dollar Omnibus Bill!"
Attack of The Trillion Dollar Omnibus Bill
The new $1.3,000,000,000,000.00 Omnibus spending bill by the U.S. government, means this, but first, the definition. I can only assume that in this case, the words, “Omnibus,” refers to some kind of omnivorous bus, driving through America, gorging on taxes like a great white shark. Or, maybe one of those prehistoric 8o ft. megalodon super-sharks. I can think of nothing else to explain it.
As to why it got signed into law; the midterms is the answer. That’s right. With some very, very important elections coming up (all 435 congressional seats are up for grabs and nearly half of the Senate) survival is foremost in the minds of America’s political class. And it is especially important for the Republicans, who are fighting not only the Democrats, but damned near everyone else, as well. If the government got shut down, the Democrats, who spend money like a crack-addicted hooker with a gambling addiction, plus a heroin addiction, plus an alcohol problem (Think of Charles Bukowski and William Burroughs fused together in a single body,) would come out smelling like roses, covered in dog feces, which is a sight better than the way the Republicans would be portrayed by the media.
Anyway, that is the problem. It’s a game of chess. In six months, this will be revisited, with the Republicans carrying a veto-proof majority, hopefully. If not, it will be like Nero and the Christians, all over again. So, if you don’t want to be fed to lions (literal lions!) while being forced to sacrifice your children to the prophets of Baal, vote! It is your last hope America. Nay, the world. I’m not kidding. Vote! And you know who to vote for, the last, true American.
Sincerely, Sherlok Homes
The new $1.3,000,000,000,000.00 Omnibus spending bill by the U.S. government, means this, but first, the definition. I can only assume that in this case, the words, “Omnibus,” refers to some kind of omnivorous bus, driving through America, gorging on taxes like a great white shark. Or, maybe one of those prehistoric 8o ft. megalodon super-sharks. I can think of nothing else to explain it.
As to why it got signed into law; the midterms is the answer. That’s right. With some very, very important elections coming up (all 435 congressional seats are up for grabs and nearly half of the Senate) survival is foremost in the minds of America’s political class. And it is especially important for the Republicans, who are fighting not only the Democrats, but damned near everyone else, as well. If the government got shut down, the Democrats, who spend money like a crack-addicted hooker with a gambling addiction, plus a heroin addiction, plus an alcohol problem (Think of Charles Bukowski and William Burroughs fused together in a single body,) would come out smelling like roses, covered in dog feces, which is a sight better than the way the Republicans would be portrayed by the media.
Anyway, that is the problem. It’s a game of chess. In six months, this will be revisited, with the Republicans carrying a veto-proof majority, hopefully. If not, it will be like Nero and the Christians, all over again. So, if you don’t want to be fed to lions (literal lions!) while being forced to sacrifice your children to the prophets of Baal, vote! It is your last hope America. Nay, the world. I’m not kidding. Vote! And you know who to vote for, the last, true American.
Sincerely, Sherlok Homes