Imagine
"Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion too.” - John Lennon
"Marijuana prohibition is “a tool” used to oppress black and brown people. And we have to get rid of that tool" - Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.
Imagine
Imagine you’re a moron. Now, imagine you’re Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, thus killing 2 birds with one stone. Ms. Cortez is the champion of the common man. If the common man happened to be an adolescent, female version of Che Guevara. I’m referring to the real Che. The savage killer, who was also reported to have a serious case of perpetual B.O.—as in stinky. This was stated by his communist brothers in arms in Fidel Castro’s revolution. They all said the same thing: “Che’s body odor resembled a dead shark that had probably been urinated on by Bigfoot and left to fester in the sun!” That Che! Not the fictional, heartthrob Che of Progressive-Hollywood’s fantasies. I also have it on good authority that Ms. Cortez is similarly stinky, as appears to be the case with all true Socialists, (notice the capital “S”.)
Recently, Ms. Cortez said; “I think it’s too bad that all those drug dealers that did hard-time selling weed, when weed was illegal, can’t get in on the new legal weed business, Instead of it being taken over by rich White Men. I mean, why are Malik and Trayvon rotting in prison, but not these new Weed profiteers, who we all know, will be some White Motherf@@kers!
"This shit needs some communism….Pronto!” Ms. Cortez blurted to a simpatico press—who, like Ms. Cortez—had deeply imbibed similar Marxist horseshit in college. So, they were on the same wavelength.
To test the consistency of Ms. Cortez’s theory, let’s look back to the olden days of The Great Depression, during the 1930s. Which, let me say, should not be confused with America's many lesser depressions. Imagine that President Roosevelt had said: “All those Italians that valiantly fought against the police and Uncle Sam by providing illegal booze to the thirsty masses during prohibition—you know, the ones who were slaughtering one another in hails of machine gun fire, while killing cops and funding Murder Incorporated—they need to get in on the big-money gravy train that’s-a-comin’ when liquor is legal again, instead of all those rich, pasty-looking descendants of Queen Elizabeth. These Italians were probably targeted solely because they’re swarthy looking. Because they were “Immigrants!” Because they were “Italians!” That isn’t the American way!
"Yes," he continued, "All those murdering Sicilians in La Costa Nostra need to get a taste of that legal booze money, too, now that it will be legal again.
"Where-the-hell is Al Capone when you need him?” President Roosevelt shouted for good measure.
In response to my little diatribe, people will say “Your arguments are not really the same! One example has Black slaves. The other just has swarthy Europeans.
"Remember slavery...huh?”
That’s when I say “Ah...ha!” My Eastern European ancestors were the “Slavs,” who, just happened to be the original slaves...which!...is where the term “Slave” comes from. Furthermore, Italy was invaded by the Moors, who were Muslim/Black/Arabs, which is how we got black haired, dark-skinned Sicilians, instead of blonde, blue-eyed Sicilians, who were the original Sicilians.
In solidairty they shouted “We want our blonde hair and blue eyes back! Dammit!”
Finally, this leads me to ask; "Now who’s gettin’ some reparations? Bitches!”
Yes, you opened Pandora’s race-baiting Box, you leftwing idiots! Now we’re coming for you, with our own claims of victimhood. And there are lot more of us than you.
“Capeesh?”
Mark Magula
Imagine you’re a moron. Now, imagine you’re Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, thus killing 2 birds with one stone. Ms. Cortez is the champion of the common man. If the common man happened to be an adolescent, female version of Che Guevara. I’m referring to the real Che. The savage killer, who was also reported to have a serious case of perpetual B.O.—as in stinky. This was stated by his communist brothers in arms in Fidel Castro’s revolution. They all said the same thing: “Che’s body odor resembled a dead shark that had probably been urinated on by Bigfoot and left to fester in the sun!” That Che! Not the fictional, heartthrob Che of Progressive-Hollywood’s fantasies. I also have it on good authority that Ms. Cortez is similarly stinky, as appears to be the case with all true Socialists, (notice the capital “S”.)
Recently, Ms. Cortez said; “I think it’s too bad that all those drug dealers that did hard-time selling weed, when weed was illegal, can’t get in on the new legal weed business, Instead of it being taken over by rich White Men. I mean, why are Malik and Trayvon rotting in prison, but not these new Weed profiteers, who we all know, will be some White Motherf@@kers!
"This shit needs some communism….Pronto!” Ms. Cortez blurted to a simpatico press—who, like Ms. Cortez—had deeply imbibed similar Marxist horseshit in college. So, they were on the same wavelength.
To test the consistency of Ms. Cortez’s theory, let’s look back to the olden days of The Great Depression, during the 1930s. Which, let me say, should not be confused with America's many lesser depressions. Imagine that President Roosevelt had said: “All those Italians that valiantly fought against the police and Uncle Sam by providing illegal booze to the thirsty masses during prohibition—you know, the ones who were slaughtering one another in hails of machine gun fire, while killing cops and funding Murder Incorporated—they need to get in on the big-money gravy train that’s-a-comin’ when liquor is legal again, instead of all those rich, pasty-looking descendants of Queen Elizabeth. These Italians were probably targeted solely because they’re swarthy looking. Because they were “Immigrants!” Because they were “Italians!” That isn’t the American way!
"Yes," he continued, "All those murdering Sicilians in La Costa Nostra need to get a taste of that legal booze money, too, now that it will be legal again.
"Where-the-hell is Al Capone when you need him?” President Roosevelt shouted for good measure.
In response to my little diatribe, people will say “Your arguments are not really the same! One example has Black slaves. The other just has swarthy Europeans.
"Remember slavery...huh?”
That’s when I say “Ah...ha!” My Eastern European ancestors were the “Slavs,” who, just happened to be the original slaves...which!...is where the term “Slave” comes from. Furthermore, Italy was invaded by the Moors, who were Muslim/Black/Arabs, which is how we got black haired, dark-skinned Sicilians, instead of blonde, blue-eyed Sicilians, who were the original Sicilians.
In solidairty they shouted “We want our blonde hair and blue eyes back! Dammit!”
Finally, this leads me to ask; "Now who’s gettin’ some reparations? Bitches!”
Yes, you opened Pandora’s race-baiting Box, you leftwing idiots! Now we’re coming for you, with our own claims of victimhood. And there are lot more of us than you.
“Capeesh?”
Mark Magula